Things I could get fired for...

1. Listening to my ipod with both noise canceling earbuds in
2. 2o min breakfast breaks
3. 45 min lunch breaks
4. Coming in at 9 and leaving before 5
5. Doing the AM and Metro sudoku at my desk
6. Ignoring emails from my pseudo manager
7. Blocking my managers on sametime
8. Working on my resume
9. Searching for a new job online
10. Creating this blog
11. Daydreaming about throwing a banana cream pie at pseudo manager's face (though I've been told that it would be a waste of a good pie)
12. This website http://www.sp-studio.de/ ...if only they could see themselves through my eyes...